Cute Valentine’s Day Facebook Status 2018

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Valentine’s Day Celebrated on February 14 every year, Saint Valentine’s Day or Valentine’s Day is the traditional day on which lovers convey their love to each other by sending Valentine’s cards, share Valentine’s Day Facebook Status on their lover’s walls, sometimes even anonymously. The most common feature of Valentines Day these days is the mutual exchange of love notes in the form of “valentines”. Popular Valentine symbols of modern times include the heart-shaped outline and the figure of the winged Cupid. Since the 19th century, mass produced greeting cards have largely replaced handwritten notes. It is believed that nearly one billion Valentines Day cards are sent each year worldwide, making it only the second largest card-sending holiday next to Christmas. Women are believed to purchase approximately 85 percent of all “valentines”.

You want to make valentines day a special one but you are stuck for ideas, inspiration or just feel a little overwhelmed on where and what to do. Here are some of the Valentine’s Day Facebook Status you should consider sharing with your loved ones.

Funny Valentine’s Day Facebook Status

  • Happy Singles Awareness Day!
  • I love you just the way I am!
  • Vodka has agreed to be my Valentine.
  • Dear food, will you be my Valentine?
  • I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.
  • You wanna hear a joke? . . Valentine’s Day!
  • I am not single, I’m romantically challenged.
  • The only card I want for Valentine’s is VISA.
  • Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
  • Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
  • Everyone has that one weird smell that they secretly enjoy.
  • Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.
  • If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
  • I just saved a bunch of money on valentines day by switching to single.
  • I’m going to spend Valentine’s day with my x….. Box 360.
  • I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.

Valentine's Day Facebook Status

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  • What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
  • keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.
  • After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
  • You fill the space between my heartbeats.
  • I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.
  • I always Like to wear black on Valentine’s day.
  • Ok, I’m single, anyone want to put a ring on it! *wink wink*
  • I will never get tired of loving you and I hope you don’t too!
  • Wish our Valentine’s Day sicken all our single friends.
  • To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • Seriously, do I look like a Valentine’s person?
  • What did the painter say to his Girlfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
  • It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.
  • My love for you is stronger than last year!!!! Happy Valentines Day!
  • For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.
  • Valentines Day is the day that the “V” and the “D” come together.
  • I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony was missing a ring.
  • Valentines day. Another great holiday to remind some of us how truly alone we are.
  • I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine’s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
  • That awkward moment when you realize that Valentine’s day is approaching fast and the only one you love is your pet.
  • May your status on Facebook do not change to ‘complicated’ after this Valentine’s Day.
  • Valentine’s Day is in 4 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
  • I wish your Valentine’s Day celebration get a tone of likes.
  • Anybody know where the cheapest place to buy 12 red roses is?…..just asking for a friend.
  • I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
  • My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me.
  • It’s a pity to tell you I’m sorry my period ruined your plans for this Valentine’s Day.
  • This Valentine’s Day, I am wishing you all the love a somewhat logical string of emoji’s can convey.
  • It’s good to know that my Valentine’s Day as a single person is anyway more romantic than married ones.
  • No, darling, I don’t think it would be appropriate to give you your Valentine’s Day gift at the restaurant.
  • One day my prince charming WILL come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
  • Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentines Day. We’ll have that vacuum cleaner working in no time.
  • I promise to vote for any presidential candidate, who promise to forbid Valentine’s Day.
  • My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
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